simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

scott simon

A jobless Polish junkie.

You lost your job again? What a fucking Scott Simon...

by SlumLordBillionaire June 6, 2018

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 25, 2008

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

erica simon

A very pretty girl that doesn't understand that her best guy friend wants to be more

Don't pull an Erica Simon.

by What's my real name? October 13, 2016

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020