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shaft shining

The act of performing a handjob during vaginal sex, usually when woman is riding on top. May involve a third party performing the handjob.
Shaft shining feels amazing, you should definitely ask your girlfriend to do it next time you have sex!
by SlickAndShiny November 28, 2023
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Shine on

To pretend you like something or someone when you really don't.
That waitress kept calling me sweetie... Oh that shine on is just for a better tip
by Goatacolypse July 21, 2023
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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shine k

bx im so shine k
by anonymous September 14, 2023
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Secret gum shine

Ass Worthy of secret gum shine
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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