Semen Syphoner

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.

You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.

by Salliemae November 6, 2015

semen sight

When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days

Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....

by Yung.k.i. d December 15, 2015

Semantics Warrior

An annoying, ultra-PC individual who likes to correct others if they use identity-first language instead of person-first language.

Commonly found in discussion forums on social media.

Person A: "I am Autistic."
Person B: "Ermergerd, no you're not!!! You HAVE autism!!"
Person A: "Do YOU have Autism?"
Person B: "No."
Person A: "Then respectfully fuck off about how I self-identify."
Fucking semantics warriors..

Identity-first person-first semantics SJW social justice warrior keyboard warriorpolitical correctnessmansplaining autism parent autism momableismableist

by Utinni Yubnub July 27, 2016

semen splooge

the stain when you cum

Look at your giant semen splooge

by currykid4 June 8, 2016

Semen Landfill

Next size up from a Cum Dumpster.

She's slept with so many dudes her vagina is a semen landfill.

by ThirdBase June 23, 2016

Semen oath

A semen oath is much like a blood oath. Except everyone partaking in the past ejaculates in their own hand then shakes it with the other members.

Roberto, Mike and Garrett made a semen oath over who would be who's bestman

by Themositones November 24, 2016

semesterentia

A serious decline in mental ability due to the end of the semester in college.

I was unable to remember every day common words in May due to semesterentia.

by snderhella April 24, 2017