male selfie

To post a GPS-file with map, pulse curve, speed and elevation data from your running or biking workout on the internet for your friends and family to see.

-Why wasn't Joe at the Gym yesterday?
-He was running ten miles up in the hills, didn't you see his male selfie on Facebook?

by Ultra-Peter November 28, 2013

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road selfie

When a speed/red light camera gets a photo of you

Ray: "you got home quick"
Ima: "yeah I was taking road selfies"

by Raykay47indahouse January 11, 2016

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Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others

My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.

by Fireworm April 05, 2017

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prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches

Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie

by prancingponyman October 11, 2019

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Alibi Selfi

alibi selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...

by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020

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