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scarecrowsman

A thin, tall man or woman from a village/town of low population, appointed to ward off evil spirits and thieves. A tradition from older times, smaller modern villages in Oklahoma have clung to this archaic belief.

These villages oft send their young out into the world with their shirts filled with straw in the belief that it will keep their thoughts and mind pure of the evils of modern society.
Get out there and tend the field! We didn't appoint you the scarecrowsman for nothin', boy!
by Hillbilly Historian November 8, 2010
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Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 9, 2010
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scareful

varying from its root careful as being caused more from an emotion of fear or being scared
Her text message to him was scarefully constructed when she received his carefully worded divorce proposal.
by 10me August 4, 2013
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Sarcexting

A sarcastic text delicately balanced between conveying sarcasm and sounding like an ass.
Can also be called a sarcext
me: texts a cool pic to someone
someone: fantastic pic. where was that
me: beulah rd about halfway between skittle rind and chocofunk rd
someone: Oh yeah, those places....

In this scenario, "someone" had no idea where or even what state in which these roads were located so "someone" resorted to sarcexting.
by soundguy August 26, 2013
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Scared Leopard

The scared Leopard hides in Bondi taunting the tough Novocastrian pilchard. When invited for a box, always hides in the tree..
Jesus your such a scared leopard, come down for a box
by pilchard September 7, 2013
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scareligion

The thought or act of being scared of religion, since it's a concept that was made up by primitive people thousands of years ago and it's scary to think that people still believe in it.
Why does Thomas not go to church? Because he is scareligion.
by Death Bot Willy August 5, 2014
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scare-mo

Homosexual and/or Elmo dressed up as a scarecrow.
Dan's Scare-mo costume totally rocks.
by Jesseho January 31, 2014
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