Sarcexting

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A sarcastic text delicately balanced between conveying sarcasm and sounding like an ass.
Can also be called a sarcext

me: texts a cool pic to someone
someone: fantastic pic. where was that
me: beulah rd about halfway between skittle rind and chocofunk rd
someone: Oh yeah, those places....

In this scenario, "someone" had no idea where or even what state in which these roads were located so "someone" resorted to sarcexting.

Sarcexting by soundguy August 26, 2013

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shrexting

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

shrexting by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

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Sarcexting • Sarcasting • shrexting • Serexting • Shartexting • Surgexting

Sarcasting

(v.) the act of being sarcastic

"Your sister thought I seriously slept with 1000 people? I was sarcasting bro!"

Sarcasting by David Falcones February 3, 2008

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Surgexting

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

Surgexting by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

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Serexting

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

Serexting by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

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Shrexting

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.

We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.

Shrexting by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018

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Shrexting

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

Shrexting by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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