Sarcexting

A sarcastic text delicately balanced between conveying sarcasm and sounding like an ass.
Can also be called a sarcext

me: texts a cool pic to someone
someone: fantastic pic. where was that
me: beulah rd about halfway between skittle rind and chocofunk rd
someone: Oh yeah, those places....

In this scenario, "someone" had no idea where or even what state in which these roads were located so "someone" resorted to sarcexting.

by soundguy August 26, 2013

shrexting

Texting people about cumming all ogre.

Example: This boy won't stop shrexting me! He keeps on sending images of his genitalia with the message "this is my swamp."

by booty_swamp July 14, 2014

Sarcasting

(v.) the act of being sarcastic

"Your sister thought I seriously slept with 1000 people? I was sarcasting bro!"

by David Falcones February 3, 2008

Surgexting

Texting from underneath of scrubs while in the Operating Theatre.

Consultant: Hey you, medical student, what in the name of Netters are you doing?
Med Student: Surgexting my boyfriend how amazing this LIMA bypass surgery is!
Consultant: Get a life while you still can!

by SleepingwithNaked June 10, 2011

Serexting

v: The act of serenading another person through text messaging; attempting to recreate the serenade experience through typed lyrics and onomotopoeiatic language.

-what was that song you were singing earlier?
-just a friend by biz markie
-how did it go again?
-oh baby you, you got what i neee-eeed, but you say he just a friend, yeah you say he just a friend YEAH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEE-EEEED, but you say he just a friend, and you say he just a friend.
-wow.... you're serexting me.

by stonechurro68 March 30, 2011

Shrexting

Sexting using references or puns related to the movie Shrek.

We were shrexting last night and it got so hot. She invited me to her swamp and I told her I want to kiss her all ogre. We’re for sure going to Smash Mouths later.

by sarahsfunny June 7, 2018

Shrexting

It’s like shrexting but with shrek themed memes.

Nah, girl. Me and her aren’t serious. We just shrexting

by Kellydidededed May 10, 2018