Black Salmon

The Dankest meme page on the gram. Original memes only🗿🦀 @black_.salmon

Person 1: Did you hear about Black Salmon?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s only the best Christian Minecraft server ever

by User_6969696968686868686868686 January 24, 2019

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Wet Salmon

When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.

Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?

Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine

Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon

by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018

slap some salmon on it

When something is so good that you want to express how smoked it is

Bob: wow, I just hit a home run!

Janet: that’s so sexy. Slap some salmon on it

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018

Battle For Salmon

Battle For Salmon, Also known as BFS is a discord object show with characters like battery or their host, Tophat. Other characters include: Bomb,Questionmark,Puzzle Piece, and Vendy

Battle For Salmon is a great object show

by A Six On Moyai August 10, 2022

Salmon

Weak gutted dog.

that kids a salmon, I agree his a weak gutted dog.

by The fish August 11, 2022

Glazing the Salmon

A euphemism for masturbation.

The old man was lonely from his travels and he spent many a night in cheap airport hotels, glazing the salmon.

by anonymous August 30, 2022