by Morgan37174 June 15, 2016
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he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
he has a great personality, but not for a human being.
he has looks like an angel that fell from heaven... and smacked his face on thee pavement.
he doesn't need to try any harder. people couldn't like him any less. quite frankly he needs to grow some balls, andd get some basketball lessons. he sucks ass at basketball.
he looks like bugs bunnyy, and has a unibrow that has fungi in the middle. pimple, but fungi in his case. really, i wouldn't waste my time on him. he's not even worth the bag of shitt that he iss.
old classmate: robert?
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
robert rickert: yeaah soonn. thats mee:
old classmate: Put a condom on you head because if your gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
robert rickert: waaah! waaaah!
by jaszo July 19, 2009
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Pronounced rep-er-twat (like repertoire), this is the mental list of members of the opposite sex that you've gotten with, and with whom you could probably get again. It's applicable to any degree of action or ass that you've received during a hookup or past relationship. Like the universe, it is ever-expanding.
Two friend's speaking:
Bro 1: Brosiff, there gunna be any hot femaliens at the party tonight?
Bro 2: Cha-yeah. I'm pretty sure Lisa, Annie, and Kristen. They're all in my repertwat.
Bro 1: Jeez son, save some for the rest of us.
Bro 2: Not my fault I got a lotta tricks up my sleeves, or should I say pants.
Bro 1: Brosiff, there gunna be any hot femaliens at the party tonight?
Bro 2: Cha-yeah. I'm pretty sure Lisa, Annie, and Kristen. They're all in my repertwat.
Bro 1: Jeez son, save some for the rest of us.
Bro 2: Not my fault I got a lotta tricks up my sleeves, or should I say pants.
by Nick Savoy August 8, 2009
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Get the ropers mug.Someone who is rude, kind of a jerk, but also sweet, funny, smart, and usually off limits by someone else. Can be particularly mean to some people, especially the friends of his future girlfriend, but still is considerably charming and chivalrous.
1) Roberto is such a jerk, but I can't help but like him!
2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!
2) Why do you like Roberto? He called your friend a bitch!
by mina_love August 12, 2009
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