Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

Douyin Robot

Any foreign user of Douyin who fails to blink during their videos.

That guy always turns his head sideways and NEVER blinks during his videos - what a Douyin Robot!

by Mr. Lu'an November 22, 2021

Robot Head

The act of a girl who looks like a robot attempting to give a guy a blowjob.

Bro, I got some crazy robot head from this chick last night and now my dick is torn up.

by themanofmanwords July 11, 2017

turf robot

That's not among the last that this means you will keep doing what you do

Yo I just seen that turf robot he looks like an absolute g

by Ryan Thomas Holder November 15, 2023

Lonely Robot

A lonely robot is something you can call somebody who acts like an NPC who also happens to have no friends. You can also use it towards somebody like you're reading a book. Saying things like "the lonely robot asked" "the lonely robot said".

Following this with onomatopoeias like "Beep" or "Boop" that resemble a robot can also be used to describe them, like you're translating what they said into robot slang.

Linda: "You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved."

Kora: ""You can't call anything perfect, everything can always be improved." Said the lonely robot."

Lina: "I'm not a lonely robot! That's just something my mom told me."

Kora: ""Beep boop bop!" The lonely robot exclaimed."

by shesclassist April 10, 2024

Bulgarian Assault Robot

The Bulgarian Assault Robot is a piece of hyper advanced technology built in the Bulgarian sector of the Balkan rage dimension somewhere between the years 7.3-7.4 quadrillion C.E by hyper advanced Bulgarian Scientists. The robot has the ability to transcend multiple dimensions in order to wipe out its foes with its hyper advanced weapons that can destroy entire universes in the blink of an eye. It is the 3rd most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse, and the only two beings capable of defeating it are the legendary Jack Daniels and Tony Roma.

"The Bulgarian Assault Robot just wiped out the shmirg dimension using its Atomic hyper Cannon"

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Robot

Pornstars

Pornstars are basically robots. Every time they do a scene, even if their fuckin’ cocks are numb, they have to act like it’s the best sex of their lives

by Fucking commies September 11, 2020