A Republican who can't admit he's being fucked in the ass by his own party, much like a gay man in denial
My uncle is a closeted Republican. He still can't admit Republicans voted to fuck him over and send his job to Mexico. He still blames liberals even though Republicans wrote and passed the NAFTA bill that did it.
by Davezilla July 7, 2019
Get the Closeted Republican mug.One of two major politcal parties in the US. Commonly associated with George W. Bush when in fact he is a neo-conservative. Many people think that to be a republican you must be a christian, which is also untrue.
I consider my self a Republican/Libretarian yet I dislike Bush (though not as much as Kerry), support the legalization of drugs, and am an Agnostic. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it bitches.
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Get the Republican mug.1. someone with their head twisted so far up their own fucking ass that they can't see an economic crisis when they see it
2. someone with their head so far up GODS ass that they dont realize that killing is killing whether or not its a grown person or a cluster of cells smaller than the ball at the head of a pin
3. someone without the self-respect to be a democrat, or far too unintelligent to figure out that being republican is the shits of the universe, and that they are the shit of the universe for existing
2. someone with their head so far up GODS ass that they dont realize that killing is killing whether or not its a grown person or a cluster of cells smaller than the ball at the head of a pin
3. someone without the self-respect to be a democrat, or far too unintelligent to figure out that being republican is the shits of the universe, and that they are the shit of the universe for existing
1. Most Republicans can't see past the cash far enough to benefit the common man.
2. Wow, those Republicans sure can't seem to figure out whether they're being idiotic on their stance of abortion, or whether they're being dip shits about their stance on execution, because any rational bug on the face of the planet can see that they cant' have it both ways.
3. Huh, that Republican is soooooooooooo Republican.
2. Wow, those Republicans sure can't seem to figure out whether they're being idiotic on their stance of abortion, or whether they're being dip shits about their stance on execution, because any rational bug on the face of the planet can see that they cant' have it both ways.
3. Huh, that Republican is soooooooooooo Republican.
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Get the racist Republican mug.by Dennis James Perry August 18, 2003
Get the log cabin republicans mug.jew #1: Why do most Jews vote democrat?
Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.
Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
Smart Jew: because they are self hating idiots who hate there religion and the Country. Only smart Jews and good jews vote republican. the rest are filth.
Jew #1: Great, I am going to be the next great jewish republican.
by MikeyJoe June 27, 2006
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