Redneck Golf

A sport among rednecks popularized by the critically acclaimed YouTube channel, “good mythical morning” involving one person kicking a skateboard with a ball of spam on it with the intention of the spam landing in someone’s mouth.

Me and the boys are going to Alabama this weekend,I’ve heard there’s gonna be a redneck golf tournament

by The Smarty farty 420 January 23, 2022

Redneck Roller Coaster

an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.

seea prime example of this at www.ebaumsworld.com

by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004

Redneck Holy Water

Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.

PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?

by Skipper420 January 7, 2010

Redneck Tossing

The act of rolling down a long steep hill in the hopes of performing various acrobatics in the air, but usually resulting in injuring oneself. It is the US equivalent of England's Gloucestershire cheese tossing.

Clyde: Did you here? Clarence and Joe are in the emergency room for spinal and neck injuries!

Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?

Clyde: Yessir.

Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?

by Missicalissipifornia July 24, 2010

Redneck On Vacation

A cheap domestic beer (originally a Pabst Blue Ribbon) that is ordered with a slice of lime.

Bartender: What can I get ya?

Don Strizzle: I'll have two Rednecks On Vacation.

Bartender: Super, what the fuck is a Redneck on Vacation?

Don Strizzle: two PBR's with lime

Bartender: OH, PBR with fruit; great idea. Two fifty, douche bag.

by 190-190 November 29, 2010

redneck mecca

wal-mart - That's where it started. The rednecks let the "wal-marts" come into their towns and destroy the local businesses and provide customers to factories in foreign countries that put local factories out of business.

"I'm goin' to the wal-marts store." That's how a lot of them say it and even write on their checks.

I just tell people I'm going to the redneck mecca because I despise them, which I rarely do anymore. And I once was a committed customer like all the other rednecks until one of their "manager trainees" told me it's against their "corporate policy" to hand out a single business card to another customer or one of their "associates".

by Barry Bright December 28, 2003

Redneck Douchemobile

Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"

I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019