Doorknob Rodeo

noun. The act of ingesting a doorknob anally and getting the attention of another person in order to make them attempt to open the door from the other side.

Katie-"Mom help me!"
Mom-*Twists doorknob violently*
Katie-*Shaking* "Nevermind... That was a crazy doorknob rodeo."

by conflicttheband November 17, 2010

Rowdy Rodeo

While having sex tell your partner tell him/her you have AIDS so he/she tries to get you off , but you hold him/her down and try to continue having sex

Guy #1 : I busted a rowdy rodeo and that bitch last night
Guy #2 : How did she react when you told her you had AIDS
Guy #1 :Lets just say she'll never be the same again

by SixtyPlusNine July 9, 2011

shotgun rodeo

A dangerous sexual act in which a woman proceeds to ride a man like a bucking bronco "shotgun" while he operates a motor vehicle

I need you to come get us from jail, the law frowns up the shotgun rodeo apparently

by Catty Pants June 3, 2014

Tandem Rodeo

One chap having sexual congress with two ladies at the same time

Hey bro, after we left the pub past night those two slappers went tandem rodeo on me, I've got clap at both ends now!

by vodkasaurus August 12, 2014

manhattan rodeo clown

When you are behind your girl going at it while she is on her period. You then pull out shove her down paint a clown face and yell "I'M WALKING HERE!"

"Man last night she was mess. I gave her a Manhattan Rodeo Clown, then stepped off."

by Spray and Pray October 29, 2015

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016