Virtual Probation

When you must refrain from liking, commenting, posting, reblogging, retweeting, or anything of the sort because you told someone you were going to bed.

"Ugh, the one time my News Feed actually has posts worth commenting on, I'm on Virtual Probation."

by thesearewords August 9, 2012

social probation

Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.

All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.

by northtacoma December 22, 2014

Verbal Probation

When a friend forces you to be quiet for a period of time, because you've said something stupid.

"I'm gonna have to put you on verbal probation." "Jennifer said something dumb again. She's currently on verbal probation."

by Mac May May October 4, 2016

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

luke prost

The sexiest man alive

“Did you see Luke Prost today? He made me so wet!”

“Today I sniffed Luke prost’s dirty boxers and I creamed my jorts”

by Penis tucker July 5, 2019

Lingau Prost

lingau1.Persoana care face glume proaste

lingau2.Persoana care face pe prostul/proasta.

El:
* O gluma proasta
Cineva:
Hey, esti un lingau prost!
——-
El:

Imi plac adidasii tai!
Cineva:
Esti un lingau prost!
—
Tu: Hey, ce faci de revelion?
El: Inca nu stiu..
Tu: Ai gasit cabana?
El: Nu, am gasit mai multe dar inca nu am ales.

Tu: Esti un lingau prost!

by Calin.n December 1, 2021

Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022