Presentate

When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.

"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."

by Shoyo Hinata was here y'all May 25, 2021

Pretentious

Somebody that pretends to love people they don't really love and support things they don't really hold sacred, from LGBT rights, feminism, mental illness, and other causes to spiritual causes, all to promote an extraverted, sociable image that is not really them. Someone that tells a broad audience of people that don't know them well that they are one way, when really they are another when nobody is around.

The pretentious girl was introverted when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look extroverted and fun when there was an audience of her suckers she was trying to play around, as they were a path to power for her.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Pervent

To stop something by twisting or corrupting it to death.

I can't cure stupidity, but I can pervent worsening of a low intelligence to experience quotient (i.e. IQ/years.)

by anonymous July 26, 2021

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard

Daniel whenever he feels the need to share his various experiences of having sex once and smoking THC

pretentious cunt fucker cunt bitch cunt retard
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs

by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021

presenteeism

A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.

The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.

I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.

by prototypist September 1, 2021

presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021

Prevert

Someone who is practicing to be a pervert

Look it's tom there's tim trying to look at that girl getting changed, he is a prevert

by themoodyass September 21, 2021