Sloppy Penguin

Slapping a girls' vag while eating her out.

yeah.. don't do it.

ex: dude I totally gave my girl the sloppy penguin last night.. and she broke up with me today..
what I do wrong?

by DrunkCOnvOS December 18, 2008

penguins

penguins are EVILL BUT THEY WALK REALLY COOL! YOU SEE THEY MORE LIKE WABBLE...DAMN! THEY HAVE ALL THE FUN!

AHHH ITS FREGGIN ATTACKING ME BUT ITS TAKING TOO LONG WABBLING HERE....hmmm LETS GO EAT SOME EFFIN CHEEZ!

by Carpe Noctem February 23, 2005

the penguin plunge

this sexual act is performed by the male, and it is when he is on the side of a swimming pool or at the beach... so he inserts his feet into two girls vaginas and then proceeds to "plunge" into the water and uses the girls as flippers to propel himself through the water like a penguin.

i saw these two hot cunts laying out at the beach so i jammed my feet into their pussies and did the penguin plunge right into the ocean.

by s.a.v. (dream team) March 23, 2009

penguin head

The act of performing oral sex on a man with an ice cube in your mouth and a vibrator against your cheek to imitate the cold and pecking sensation of a penguin's beak.

"Bro, I got got some mad penguin head last night." -Man 1

"Dude, that's wicked chill!" -Man 2

by The CookBook December 17, 2011

Penguin slap

A sort of stunning blow to the body, especially the facial ares, that is brought on by use of slap-like hand movement.

Usually occurs when you try to corner an angry penguin.

It's roots in the English language relate back to the Emperor Penguin, the flightless bird with viscous flipper strength .

The novice tmer couldn't take the level 55 penguin becasue he had mastered the penguin slap

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 26, 2005

pokey the penguin

Pokry the Penguin has a degree in theoretical physics.

"Wait a minute, Pokeyzilla does not have a rocket launcher! You are just pokey!"

"Teehee!"

by dudeman February 21, 2004

Penguin style

When a man or woman inserts a ballpoint or felt (preferably felt) pen into their colon through their anus opening and waddles around the room saying I'm a penguin and then the partner shits on their feet for the undeniable foot gasm and then hopefully the other partner will scream "I have happy feet!" and if not you must donkey punch them

I came home last night to my mom doing it penguin style with my cat.

by Toothpaste Queen October 15, 2011