vagina poisoning

When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.

Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?

A: He has vagina poisoning.

by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010

song poisoned

When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day

Guy1: Im so made at her right now.

Guy2: Why?

Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.

by song poison victim November 10, 2011

Led poisoning

A euphoric sensation received after and/or during listening to an excessive amount of Led Zeppelin.

I am constantly suffering from Led poisoning.

by pukingprincess January 3, 2015

Desk Poisoning

The type of poisoning you get when you eat an excessive amount of desks

"Hey dude, don't eat all those desks, you'll get desk poisoning"

by Tasty Boi 69 June 5, 2019

Prosciutto poisoning

When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.

Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!

by Silky_13 June 24, 2021

Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

Lack of Food Poisoning

Used to describe the condition of being poisoned, by not eating for excessive periods of time. not to be confused with food poisoning, which is the condition of being poisoned by food.

This term is used by multiple creators on youtube and is the scientifically accurate term to use when describing a prolonged lack of food.

We should build some more farms so our people don't die of lack of food poisoning

by Rampagerslife October 6, 2019