A person who took a left turn on fucking idiot and straight past half retard all the way to full fledged fucking potato.
Look at Jimmy trying to shoot himself in the face with a bow. Hes gone full potato.
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You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
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Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
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Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)
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You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
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Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
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Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)
by ClamSlammington September 11, 2016
Get the full potato mug.Potato salad means to stay chill or fresh. Just like the food potato salad.
Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.
Saying potato salad is normally followed by a gesture of stirring a bowl of potato salad.
Kegen: Hey Sierra keeping it potato salad... *Motioning hand in a stirring motion*
Sierra: you know how it be sometimes
Sierra: you know how it be sometimes
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Get the Potato chip mug.the potato theory is the theory stating that: "A potato cannot be created or deystroyed, only transfered from one anus to another" this theory was first put into practice by my physics teacher, in a lesson that involved his wife, a potato, a ping pong paddle, and a un-prepared anus, needless to say it was a fun lesson. Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
The Potato theory can also be applied to time and space, for space, this theory enables the users potato to travel to faster than light speeds, inorder for this theory to be put into practice, exactly 2 grammes of mashed potatoes, and exactly 2 grammes of roast potatoes, then these items must be applied to the potato in a very delicate order; mash, roast, roast, mash, mash, mash, roast, mash. then place the potato into your anus and point it in the direction of your choosing. in order to apply this theory to time, is you need exactly 3 grammes of chips, and exactly 3 grammes of roast potatoes, the combined oils from the two potatoic foods, create a time feild, then as in the warp theory, you must place it inside of your anus and you will travel in time
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"My mom was pretty fit when she was younger, but after having me and my siblings she became a potato bitch."
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