hair porn

Stana Katic's hair

person 1: What's hair porn?

person 2: Stana Katic's hair

person 1: Who?

person 2: Detective Kate Beckett from Castle

person 1: Ohhhhh okay!

by naughtsfan September 7, 2011

Albino Porn

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!

by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

face!porn

Ejaculation facial.

Sam comes in hot spurts all over Dean's face.

WOW. Face!porn

by sleepless3333 October 20, 2008

scp porn

Really good sex of monsters from the game scp containment breach usually dumbasses like me look at it

People- do you watch porn

Me- nah I watch scp porn
People- fucking weirdo

by Olivia lysee September 30, 2020

Porn Stick

A portable USB device for storing your collection of porn and other things (like work).

Jimmy whipped out his porn stick, rammed it into the laptop and loaded his Power Point presentation.

by Yellowdawg November 2, 2010

child porn

get on fortnite

you: yo child porn
friend: 1 sec

by i drink sulfuric acid October 30, 2022

Porn-Pad

The “Porn-Pad” is a regular iPad or iPad mini that has porn on it. Often, infected with virus and kinky pornographic videos such as; dominance, leather, bondage, scat/diapers, wedgie, and any other fucked up stuff. Most of the time they are older iPads that you used as a kid and don’t anymore. If you don’t want to infect your phone or computer use the Porn-Pad.

Person 1: “Watchen’ anal porn on your laptop guy?”
Person 2: “No dude, you gotta use the Porn-Pad”

by Kalb Sticks October 20, 2020