punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

pope king

The greatest thing of all time, there can only be one. Commonly a midget. Tells Rays to suck it

I am the greatest of all time, I am the pope king

by Therealbrando July 26, 2018

pope hat

Street slang for an uncircumcised penis. The funny moniker is derived from their similar shape and the obvious fact that they both cover a head.

Oh girl, you know my friend hooked up with him. He has a pope hat!

by WellDefined R Us April 9, 2017

to pope someone

Unexpectedly whack someone's hand in a mix of anger and fear.

– The pope poping the believer's hand was a surprise to everyone.
– Ho my gosh, have you seen how Brian poped Alfred's hand? I've never seen him acting like this!
– To pope someone is never well received.

by RedTurnip January 3, 2020

The pope

An entity that is "owned" by ex Twitch streamer Jshlatt and could cause the end of time if messed with.

Oh shit, the pope is glowing red, we're all fucked.

by Lil Soy Boi June 4, 2021

popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.

"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!

by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018

Web Pope

A person who likes to rule over administrative rights to a server, website, and/or database. Not to further development, but for the sole purpose of being able to say that they own it.

"Kevin, I need admin perms for the website so I can finish that page we talked about."

"No, Dan, you can't have the permissions. My coding skills are far superior to your own."

"But Kevin... You never do anything on the site."

"Fuck you, Dan! You're not getting shit."

"Kevin the Web Pope strikes again!"

by Mangoman Deluxe March 17, 2017