by dedededededededededhidude June 21, 2023
Get the pingo hoi mug.The act of performing clitoral stimulation with your nose. While very similar to using your tongue to stimulate your partner’s clitoris, it differs in that the main area of your anatomy used is your nose. The preferred technique is as follows:
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
1. Soak the little man in a canoe, as though he went through class III rapids (no more than that or you’ll have spit up your nostrils), with your tongue and saliva
2. Using the saliva to lubricate the interface between snout and bean, use the tip of your nose as you would a tongue during cunnilingus.
3. Adjust pressure according to her hip movement. Trust your instinct here, it will lead to the promised land of a well-hydrated nasopharynx.
4. Continue until she reaches climax.
Pro tip: Make sure she pees first or you’ll feel like you have information the Bush-era CIA wants and you’ll give up your most closely held secrets.
Synonyms : Nasalingus, sniffing the “O”, the truffle hunting pig
My wife and I felt we had reached the zenith of cunnilingus, until I decided to Pinocchio her instead.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
I had to explain to my doctor how my wife came so hard when I pinocchioed her that she deviated my septum.
by Penguinsamongus October 6, 2023
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Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023
Get the Pinocchio2603 mug.A vulgar, swinish, amorphous blob of a creature that is commonly found in Brazil and the United States, especially the southeast. Also commonly known as amerimutts as well as more politically correct terms such as melungeon and pardo, these hideously complected beasts of ambiguous origin are the product of centuries of outbreeding and inbreeding tracing back to the colonial era.
Appearance: They smell and look like bloated pig carcasses, are quite squat, and are prone to morbid obesity and other such health problems.
Mannerisms: Violent mongrels that can’t control their anger, especially when intoxicated with alcohol. Often beat or shoot each other up over bullshit like sports or politics, and even disown family members over petty disputes. Also will fuck anything that moves, be it a jungle savage, his own sister, or even going as low as to fuck livestock.
Hobbies: Eating McDonald’s, shopping at Walmart, worshipping niggers and Jews, voting in bullshit elections, fear-mongering about random garbage, Calling eastern/southern Europeans “nonwhites”, bringing shame to actual white Americans.
Appearance: They smell and look like bloated pig carcasses, are quite squat, and are prone to morbid obesity and other such health problems.
Mannerisms: Violent mongrels that can’t control their anger, especially when intoxicated with alcohol. Often beat or shoot each other up over bullshit like sports or politics, and even disown family members over petty disputes. Also will fuck anything that moves, be it a jungle savage, his own sister, or even going as low as to fuck livestock.
Hobbies: Eating McDonald’s, shopping at Walmart, worshipping niggers and Jews, voting in bullshit elections, fear-mongering about random garbage, Calling eastern/southern Europeans “nonwhites”, bringing shame to actual white Americans.
1.
Pinkoid: Russians are mongoloid and deserve to be gassed!
White man: Who are you to say who’s white and who isn’t? Your people can’t control yourselves around sheep, let alone niggers.
Pinkoid: Still whiter than you, Muhammad.
2.
Democuck: You’re racist for being white, republican and not wanting to suck Tyrone’s cock!
Remuttlican: Retard! I will have you know that one of my best friends is black!
Democuck: You’re not a racist unless you let Jamal bang your wife and kneel for dead drug addicts! You must also support Hamas!
Remuttlican: Support Israel or I’m reporting to the ADL, retard!
Pinkoid: Russians are mongoloid and deserve to be gassed!
White man: Who are you to say who’s white and who isn’t? Your people can’t control yourselves around sheep, let alone niggers.
Pinkoid: Still whiter than you, Muhammad.
2.
Democuck: You’re racist for being white, republican and not wanting to suck Tyrone’s cock!
Remuttlican: Retard! I will have you know that one of my best friends is black!
Democuck: You’re not a racist unless you let Jamal bang your wife and kneel for dead drug addicts! You must also support Hamas!
Remuttlican: Support Israel or I’m reporting to the ADL, retard!
by Siracha, Baby November 2, 2023
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by handlecantbeblankok November 3, 2023
Get the pichok mug.The way Russians call Americans, as well as a common nickname for local Greeks in the Northern Black Sea and Azov regions since the 19th century.
Among Russians in Africa in the 1980s and early 1990s, the use of the word “Pindos” was recorded to mean “negro”.
Among Russians in Africa in the 1980s and early 1990s, the use of the word “Pindos” was recorded to mean “negro”.
Russian today: hey, pindos, why you walking like a pinguin you fat ass?
American: wdym fat? I'm covered in armor, unlike you rogue barbarian.
Russian in 1980: those pindos look like my poop
Commrads: haha maybe they have white poop like you tovarish
American: wdym fat? I'm covered in armor, unlike you rogue barbarian.
Russian in 1980: those pindos look like my poop
Commrads: haha maybe they have white poop like you tovarish
by фейковый Даниил January 7, 2024
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A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.
This term is common in Collodi, Italy
A universal word for all that are not Pinocchio. It fills in any word in a sentence; it is used contextually.
This term is common in Collodi, Italy
"I pinocchinot to the store yesterday to grab some pinocchinot" could be understood contextually as "I ran to the store yesterday to grab some milk"
by Bustard Quelme November 21, 2024
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