Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs: pointy little pain in the butt hairs that’s apart of a pineapple
Creator: Anix

Sub to him

The top of spongebob’s house is called pineapple hairs.

by Da anix fan June 16, 2020

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple. Found in Anix on YouTube’s building bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS

Look at the pineapple hairs on this one!

by LeahLia14 June 16, 2020

Purple Pineapples

When you tie a rope around a woman's breasts during BDSM play. Tying the rope tight enough causes her breasts to turn purple.

Guy 1: Dude what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Guy 2: Dude she let me give her Purple Pineapples.
Guy 1: Sweet.

by Zon157 May 21, 2020

Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.

"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"

by Author5002012 June 14, 2018

i.h8.pineapples

@i.h8.pineapples is one of the baddest bitches alive😩 they are relatable and they have a great sense of humor, I would jump off a cliff to be your ibf though I am an awkward and shy person - killuaswifeyhaha

- I hate @i.h8.pineapples
- r.i.p bozo cuz you are already dead🤣👍🏻

by Killuaswifeyhaha May 19, 2021

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019