Justin Pickell

The last name Pickell has always been a strong suit in the Chaldo community. He has chemistry with people sporting names similar to "Craig" or "Zachary". While his IQ will usually exceed the 150-170 mark, he has trouble applying himself in an academically competitive environment. The last name is known to have carried legendary rap sensation known as "Johnny Mack" (Larry John Pickell), and life saving dermatologist Nibras Pickell. Guys named Justin Pickell are also known to have very attractive sisters, and sometimes ignore the concept of incest. It is very important that you are careful of around these men as they have all mastered the "Chaldean Chokehold," a usually fatal attack that has taken down allegators and bears alike.

Yo! Did you see Justin Pickell's Sister? She's lookin fine like always.

Don't mess with Justin Pickell, he might put you in a chaldean chokehold!

by Nithia Kadakol May 29, 2019

Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

Pussy picker

Someone who is constantly picking at her crotch

That girl is constantly picking at her crotch. Pussy picker

by The Southern King October 21, 2020

Nose picker

Nose picker is a kid who always picks her or his nose

Emma: eew... did you saw that kid
Leyla: eew another Nose picker

by 𝙻𝚞𝚕𝚞𓆉︎ November 13, 2020

Old Pickerin' Witch

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

White picket fence

It represents the beautiful middle-class suburban life

Im a white picket fence bitch, you are on the bench bitch.

by Handle cant be blank my ass December 10, 2021