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pervalien

To be a perverted alien.

To perform martian like actions with a sense of perversion.

To be different, and a pervert.

Saying something perverted to a girl with an awkward, unnatural delivery.
"Dude are you trying to light a cigarette in my microwave? You pervalien."

Or

Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?

Brick Tamland: 'struggling' The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?

Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

Brick Tamland: That's it.

Quote from Anchorman(2004)
by Ya boy Keelz October 11, 2011
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perversification

to expand your perversion horizons.
Steve: Man I managed to rub one out to g-milfs.com last night took a while but I did it!
golden ron: wow thats some hard core perversification right there, high five!
by golden ron August 1, 2011
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Pervnerded

1- To be used to describe someone who says something very corny and sexual.

2- To lust after electronics and/or gadgetry.
1- "Can you please stop with the sexual innuendo?" "In your endo" "You're totally pervnerded"

2- "Have you seen the new 80 inch Aquos tv?" "Dude, I was drooling over it at Costco for over an hour!" "Me too!" "Holy shit we're pervnerded" "Yeah, we need girlfriends"
by Not Even Remotely Dorkey January 5, 2012
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Pervertedness

Tony: Yesterday, I found myself peeping under girl's skirts with Tommy.

Shane: His pervertedness must be rubbing off on you.
by Trampettes April 22, 2013
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Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.
Shawn is such a Pervy Llama
by naks88 February 13, 2014
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Pervseverate

To persist with creepy or sexually questionable behavior.
Dude have you seen her nipple yet?
No, I need to pervseverate with peeking down her top.
by Freakmagnet July 15, 2014
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Perve row

Perve row are the chairs closest to the stripper platform. Usually older men, will sit in these spots for a good amount of time, while their wife is at home wondering where the hell they are at. Younger men avoid staying in this spot too long due to stripper budgets. It's a spot at the club with the most live action.

The name originated from strippers ranting about old, weird men. They often call it Perve row, yet they do not realize their profession is more degrading than the people watching them.
Bro #1: "Hey man lets sit on Perve row, I can't see from the bar over here."
Bro #2: "What? I can't afford to make it rain, she will squeeze the singles out of me."
by Blackjack.Hefe November 22, 2015
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