Pee Man

a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man

im so mad he just pissed on my couch what a pee man

by b-dawg189 July 31, 2006

Pee Wee

Young gangster

Those pee wees be shooting up shit down crenshaw

by OG October 7, 2003

pee-cock

An erection aquired only because you need to pee. Often occurs in the morning when you wake up. (see morning wood)

During the very long car trip i had to go so bad i got a pee-cock

by dakingwuzhere March 28, 2009

Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.

Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"

by Gun Guy March 12, 2011

pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo check, is not only, Emma Chamberlains favorite thing to say, it is also, a very fun joke, because who wouldn't laugh at pee pee poo poo, TOILET JOKES 🤩

*complete silence* AYE YO PEE PEE POO POO CHECK
* the whole room starts laughing*

by shashasoop September 13, 2020

pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump

"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"

by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006

pee-shirt

when, while taking a piss, your shirt flap falls in front of your pee-stream and you piss on it.

"FUCK! I just pee-shirted myself!"

by Derek Thomas June 28, 2007