Bees Pecker

So small it is microspic.

He beat me by a bees pecker!

by Stephanie 1 July 26, 2018

triple decker pecker

When three males have a threesome and they sit ontop of each other at the same time.

"Bro last night i had a triple decker pecker with CJ and Julian."

by Bingslongg January 24, 2020

beer bellied woodnt pecker

A description of an unsightly woman who no man is attracted to.

Person A: "Hey, look at that beer bellied woodnt pecker!"
Person B: "Uggh! Why did you tell me to look at that?!?"

by mantha6057 January 17, 2009

Pecker holes

Holes left in a tree by a woodpecker.

As I walked through the forest I couldn't help but notice all of the pecker holes left in the trees.

by Zombiej June 24, 2022

The Woody Wood Pecker

(v) verb: when a guy bends over to pick up something a chick runs up from behind in a strap-on and nails him in the pooper, while laughing like Woody Wood Pecker.

The Woody Wood Pecker: Chad got Woody Wood Peckered again when he was making his lady a sandwich.

by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025

egg pecker

Egg shaped head.

Look at jay baos head, hes got a egg pecker!

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021

Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.

They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker

by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021