paents

how my beautiful perfect loving girlfriend says the word "pants". everyone should pronounce pants like paents because she is the best girlfriend ever and paents sounds way cooler

nick: i spilled water on my pants

sophia: on your paents?
nick: no my pants
sophia: your paents?

by Carl-de-la-santos_sick May 24, 2024

pakemail

When a British South Asian blackmails you online, in contrast to pakmail, which is offline

Mansoor Khan pakemailed his brother/cousin-in-law.

by haribohalalgoldenbears May 28, 2024

pakemail

When a British Asian blackmails some online

Mansoor Khan pakemailed his brother/cousin-in-law by taking pictures of his crusty toes

by haribohalalgoldenbears May 28, 2024

paket phoenix

Renember that hot guy on a indonesian internet page that turned into a meme? no than im hallucinating then....

Telkomsel kinda succs but telkomsel paket phoenix doesnt succ...

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs June 10, 2024

Panena hunnes

Slang for s’mores in Spanish. Mostly Colombia, but also other parts of South America.

“I love having a nice panena hunnes around the camp fire.”

by Ph4 March 13, 2026

Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by MirakatFursona January 20, 2025

Palentine

When you don't have a Valentine's Day date and you don't want to have a Galentine's night you just want to hang with your friends and have a Palentine's dinner or night. This way you don't have to be proper with your pronouns cuz everybody's just a pal

My friends and I are all having a Palentine's Day dinner

by Wonder Woman 68 January 21, 2025