by X3n April 3, 2006
Get the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug. 1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
Get the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug. An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018
Get the Trump puppetmug. A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008
Get the Batty Puppet mug. A burn puppet is someone chosen typically based on outward characteristics that usually has engaged in criminal activity which is used by others to dictate their actions and drive them towards their goals while inevitably sacrificing them to the mob and escaping detection to continue on.
The crack head son of a vice president does t have the authority to negotiate the sale of Russian oil through a Ukrainian front company in Kazakhstan to China, he’s just another burn puppet.
by Lizardfish69420 March 2, 2024
Get the Burn puppetmug. when her boobs are so big and saggy, they can be manipulated in a seated position by bouncing them off of her knees perhaps by her knees.
See that bitch sitting over there? I wish she would stop tapping her foot because her knee puppets are flopping around like a fish out of water.
by christpanda August 29, 2011
Get the knee puppetsmug. by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania Pirate Puppetmug.