pumping the pig

When a NAVY SEAL works out lifting an excessive amount of heavy weights.
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Hey bro, I am hitting the gym.....
FRIEND: Right on, what will you be focusing on?
NAVY SEAL Hamster: Going to be pumping the pig brah......
by Stizzi December 11, 2015
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beef pump

The pump from which the beef product is extruded from Taco Bell.
"Sorry the beef pump is out of order... how about chicken?"
by THE REGULAR WORD SMITHS November 24, 2017
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Thunder-pumping

The act of vigorous masturbation, but only when it is so violent that anyone who hears it, assumes they are hearing rumpy-pumpy.
Person 1: I was totally thunder-pumping to your mom's Facebook last night
Person 2: ....
by JBizzle89 November 12, 2012
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Pump Weasel

A derogatory comment aimed at an individual who has no social skills whatsoever and is generally perceived to be lower than a snake's belly.
Oi, don't drop your crap in the street you pump weasel!
by Johnny 2 Sheds! May 29, 2009
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pumping gas

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole
Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!
by justicedrizz December 19, 2018
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Pump the pedal

To give moderate pressure consistently and repetitively to ensure stability / retain lost control while driving.
75. What is the first thing you should do if your brakes fail? Q&A Study Method

A.) Scream wildly
B.) Pump the pedal, use emergency brake, down shift.
C.) Throw the car in reverse
D.) Jump out of the car.

The Correct anser is "B"
by Caesar Tin-U June 19, 2008
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