exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

replacement for preposterous boast, but alas, which is a replacement for weird flex but okay

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.

by Colinonthesehaters November 20, 2018

Problem

A Female's boyfriend

Whats good ma? How long have you been with ya problem?

by Brath November 6, 2004

space probe

a vehicle in space that carries no people but carries things to use on the planets

like a carama should be on a space probe

by Alyssa April 12, 2005

probe

Something that americans tend to have jammed up their asses halting any neural activity in their brain.

That fucking american's been probed.

by superostia November 12, 2003

First World Problems

A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.

Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.

Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?

Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?

Person 3: whitewhine.com

by meta_antioch2 March 5, 2011

anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus

a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

World Series Of Poker Bracelet winner and all-around badass Jeff Carris does not have problems like the rest of us. His problems are problems most people would love to have. A Jeff Carris Problem is not a problem, but rather a decision between two or more badass options.

For example: Jeff Carris might have to decide if it's worth his time to have sex with a mega-hot stripper. Would he rather get a lap dance while playing Call of Duty or Boom 20 K in a couple hours.

"I don't know if I want the Bugatti or the Ferrari. It's a total JCP."

Jeff Carris Problem (JCP)

by autobrick January 26, 2010