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Dumbledore Protection

Dumbledore Protection is a very good and useful system created by two intelligent girls. Dumbledore Protection has nothing to do with Harry Potter, not usually, anyways.
Dumbledore Protection (D.P) is a system that is used quite simply. If you want to do something that you may find difficult (ie. talk to your crush), you can say "I will talk to (crushes name) tomorrow. DUMBLEDORE PROTECTION." The moment that the phrase passes your lips it means YOU MUST do that deed or very very bad things will happen (bad luck for 10 years, or other unfortunate events)
There is only a few exceptions where these unfortunate events will not happen, like if your crush isn't at school the day you promised Dumbledore to talk to him. This is okay because it is not your fault, the only thing is you MUST talk to him the next day, or whenever it is that you next see him.
D.P works. It is beautiful.
"I'm going to ask him out on friday, Dumbledore protection! Nothing I can say will disregard this, because I just swore to Dumbledore that I will do it."
by LILDGAL April 2, 2009
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perfection

the contemplated object/subject ONLY when concluded to be of the utmost pleasantness or appropriateness, according to one's own idiosyncratic preferences, and since it relies on those preferences, perfection is not testable.
To me, this book is absolute perfection. (Although, since perfection does rely on one's own idiosyncratic preferences, the phrase, 'To me' in the preveious statement is not neccessary.)
by Talula Honey January 29, 2004
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Perfection

Zakkary Alexander Verrilli Is perfection.
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Order of Protection

(N.) Something that has to do with the G-Unit leader, 50 Cent, being warned to protect himself from Jeffrey "Pinkbelt" Atkins. Go Figure, eh!
Ah yo! All I's no, is dat 50 sent. 50 sent betta have an Order Of Protection! Cause we's Muder Pink. We do not play around with (straight people.) Holla! - Jeffrey "Kwaounds" Atkins.
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Loss Prevention Officer

A Professional, Human Resources, or Politically Correct version of a term used to refer to a security guard or rent-a-cop for a retail or department store.
"I just got hired to be Target's new Loss Prevention Officer!"
"You know that's just a security guard position right?"
"Fuck! I thought it was a real job."
by jiggadigga March 14, 2007
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Perfection

7 in Supreme Mathematics

Allah is God, Perfection

also God
The supreme being Blackman, who is the original, is God, Allah, lord of all the worlds, supreme ruler of the universe, which is everything: sun, moon, and stars (God is the sun in the solar system, woman is moon, child is star). God is Perfection.

G is also the seventh letter in the alphabet.
by LiquidSwords October 13, 2005
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Perfection

Simply WWE's Dolph Ziggler aka Nick Nemeth :D
I am Perfection
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