poiter

When you wipe your ass and there is a considerably large collection of poo on the toilet paper

Dude, you shoulda seen my poiter. It was freakin huge!

by The guy that did a poiter July 3, 2008

Pooter

Common term for the genitalia. Most commonly Female But also used as a term for males.

"Damn I wouldn't mind a taste of that Pooter."
"Guy I gotta get my Pooter Sucked tonight."

by Rukas December 23, 2003

pooter

n. A small round-ringed anal hole that has been entered repeatedly. Someone that works at AOL Tech Support.

I pounded that pooter all damn nite till the lube caught fire! That guy at AOL tech support don't know jack!

by Hugh Jass November 11, 2003

shooter pooter

someone with the instinctive physical reaction of farting every time they take a shot.

"What's that smell? Man, did Browsky do another shot, cause it stanks." "Hey bartender, give us 4 shots of Jager, and an extra shot of Glade for Browsky!"

by PCruz November 12, 2003

porter

An employee at a car dealership, usually relegated to the service department to wash cars or to the sales department to supervise the lot. Generally considered to be the lowliest position at an automotive dealership.

Those porters can't wash a car to save their lives.

by deloreanman14 February 13, 2007

Porteño

Someone from Buenos Aires, Argentina who thinks no one else in the world exists or is more magnificent and beautiful than themselves. They wont give an old lady a seat on the bus, they will stand in the middle of any walkway, stairway or doorway you can imaagine and talk (without letting you pass) and they wont yield for women with babies crossing the street. They enjoy plastic surgery, tanning untill they are orange (in parks not beaches), dressing like your mom, eating horrible bland food and being well known for the Tango, a stupid dance that originated in whore houses (and is now the national past time, wow, be proud). They drink a nasty bitter tea all day long called mate and take a thermos of hot water and a stupid cup and straw/spoon everywhere they go. They eat every part of of every domesticated animal you could imagine in barbeques called Asados. They also enjoy butchering the spanish language by making LL into SH , Y into SH, using improper forms of verbs and often not using the future or formal tenses. The entire spanish speaking world hates Porteños. They also enjoy the most horrible kind of music known to man, Cumbia. This music makes your ears bleed and your eyes ooze and is sometimes refered to as shitty primitive techno for people who cant afford mixers.
They also often treat animals poorly, or as possesions rather than pets and there are thousands of abandoned and freely breeding animals all over the city. "you can always judge a society by how it treats its animals".

Many of them have mullets, both men and women.

p.s.
The working class who live in Buenos Aires are not like this, just a vast majority of the "european" and or "upper class" population in this classist society.

show some respect you stupid Porteño.. oh and turn off that horrible music

by johannas January 20, 2007

porterdude

ADJ: describing one who is cool and who likes Porter style Ales. Also one who is in tune with his dorkness

That porterdude is one cool cat!

by D-rock in B'ham April 29, 2005