Lan Ping

A rare type of asian who has red hair. Lan Pings usually come with glasses. Lan Pings are normally fly gangsters.

Guy 1: Dude! I finally saw a Lan Ping!
Guy 2: No way, you saw a red headed azn? Lucky!
Guy 1: Yeah bro, I'm tweeting it right now!!

by Charity Jule October 29, 2009

popity ping

the Jermaan word for MI-CRO-WAVE

the popity ping burned my bum.

by urmumlover69 January 14, 2017

Underwater Ping Pong

A sexual act involving the woman filling her mouth with beer with her head facing up and having the man tea bag/place his balls in her mouth filled with the beer whilst masturbating.

Boy 1: Yo bro you know Brian?
Boy 2: Yeah why?
Boy 1: He had that bitch Taylor play underwater ping pong with him last night!
Boy 2: Yo his balls probably stink like beer!

by AholeJuggernaut February 9, 2017

bat ping

When you think of a friend because you need them and they somehow coincidentally show up or contact you

i really missed her and when she suddenly walked into the coffee shop I realized I must have bat pinged her.

by a.b.eirce March 23, 2017

Double Ping

When two individuals notify one individual

Jack and Mia double pinged tank

by NotTheGuacamoleLady February 5, 2018

Flappy Ping

A term used by me to describe when I'm playing an online game and suddenly the ping goes to 1000+ms, goes back to normal and jumps to 1000+ again.
Like the bird in Flappy Bird going up and down and is frustating AF.

Me: *screams* WTF IS THIS FLAPPY PING, I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT THE MODEM!
My friend: Chill dude, they're just making toasts with the servers.

by Milkenm August 20, 2019

@Splash Ping

@Splash Ping b

@Splash Ping

by 2nfg July 24, 2020