The Raw Oyster

The Raw Oyster, The Sexual act involving cracking a raw egg into your partners vagina and then proceed to scran it back out.

James: So David you finally do it with Beth.
David: Do what?
James: The Raw Oyster!
David: Oh yeah.. Shit was Fantastic!!!

by TheDadFromSpyKids July 23, 2024

Oyster Slurp

A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.

Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"

by Pat the Bunny December 20, 2008

Moisture Oyster

A part of the female anatomy. (Vagina)

I would love to put my mouth on her moisture oyster!

by Byrd Kirkpatrick January 13, 2020

Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

Thump that oyster

Pounding pussy, flicking the bean

I'ma thump that oyster

by deathbreath August 29, 2021

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 30, 2025

Flipping the flapjacks on the Oyster

When a lesbian grandma slaps her boobs on the vagina of another female then flips it over

"Margaret was flipping the flapjacks on the oyster good last night"

"I am going to be flipping the flapjacks on the oyster with Elinor tonight"

by I just said something stupid September 30, 2017