touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

MY FAT IS ASS

built so different he will shatter your eardrums at the sound of his asscheeks clapping

Guy 1: dang bruh whats that noise
Guy 2: oh shit
Guy 1: whats wrong
Guy 2: MY FAT IS ASS is cuming to town and hes gonna bang ur mom

by Shtegosaurus January 7, 2021

Ass My Dude

(exclamation)
1. When your dude makes a sick grab or clean huck and you bend over and point at your ass through your legs and yell Ass My Dude!
2. When your dude wins an arcade game big and you yell Ass My Dude!

Someone's dude- *Bids for a full field flick for two points*
Someone- Ass My Dude!

by wwwvfreshman January 22, 2019

kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

by badsqad September 11, 2020

Laughing my fucking ass off

Longer Version of LMFAO. Basically for twats who cant express proper emotion or use grammar, also a shitty band who produce utter crap typical of this time period

LMFAO's Party rock was such a great song, Laughing my fucking ass off

by lovelifeallday February 24, 2012