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Funny number

Numbers such as 69 and 420 are classified as "funny or "sussy" number which can be used in many different ways
A: " Whats your favorite number?"
B: "69"
or
A: "did they make a new funny number yet?"
B: "Isn't 69 and 420 enough?"
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Number 42

Number - So the individual can remember who he is, as he is a schizoid after all.
42 - His IQ and his spectrum mentally. 0 - 10 was not sufficient, but 42. Literally off the fucking chart.
"Number 42 is retarded. He thinks the more people he bans, he'll get more. In reality, he's killing his server off. Just like his own life."
by Bayzie February 8, 2022
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number twin

Someone who has the same phone number you have except for the for the area code. (416) 123-4567 and (547) 123-4567
I met this person last night and when she gave me her phone number it was the same as mine except for the city area code. We are like number twins or something!
by Cot Crunch August 6, 2019
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cereal number

What Internet geeks who can't spell call the serial number for a product.
Email to tech support: Hello, some of the keys on my Del Inspiron 5566 don't work, my cereal number is wife: 1516874.
Reply: Are you calling about your Dell Inspiron or about cereal? Because if you're calling about cereal, I'm sure General Mills has a phone number.
by Seshie November 14, 2019
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Number Three

That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
I gotta go, Take a Number Three
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree
by Biggie JT October 1, 2022
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Diversity Numbers

Diversity Numbes is a phrase used by the elite to describe the degree to which a business’s or organization's workforce is not straight, white and male.

In most contexts, a workforce is considered diverse if it comprises a large contingent of non-white, non-male and non-heterosexual workers, but this is by no means a general rule, as evidenced by the tendency of Asians to be counted as "white" in some contexts and "non-white" in other contexts.

Many organizations, Google for example, game their diversity numbers by hiring a large contingent of "LGBTQ" workers who are white, and thus avoid the need to hire black people.

The phrase came into popular usage through its frequent appearances in Gawker, where it was used to measure the diversity of Silicon Valley firms.
Sam Biddle: "Facebook's diversity numbers are in, and they're terrible"

John Taylor: "What's wrong with them"

Sam Biddle: "They're really, really white"

John Taylor: "But it says here that the're 30% Asian. Also, isn't Facebook run by Jews?"

Sam Biddle: "yeah, Asians don't count, and Jews are white"
by Josh G September 26, 2014
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sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).
You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.
by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018
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