noob sag

noobeh sag it means noob dog in Persian, Iranian gamers use it very much as an insult.

haji yaro kheili noob sage
translate : dude he is so dump noob

by N'aix August 11, 2018

Daddy Noob

the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.

other definitions include;

- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.

- you nodded reading above definition.

- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.

- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."

- other variations include; dnoob

Example #1 ------

Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.

Example #2 ------

Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.

by DaddyNoob.com August 21, 2012

Glitching Noob

Someone who can eat a shit tonne of bullet on Black Ops and then turn around unscathed and shank you with their knife or one shot you because they have cheats in. Like a Little Chode!

Carmooo is a right Glitching Noob

by Carmooo the Noob January 14, 2011

noob fuck

means an inexperienced gamer who acts like pro and talks a lot of shit to pro gamer.

noob fuck: "dude how did you kill me?"
pro gamer: "cause you were just standing there like a noob fuck"

by `pFk2. bLoO_- January 13, 2009

noob cake

Noobs that are pwned continually without ever getting any kills are Noob Cakes. Think of them as fish cakes; ground up and mashed together. These noobs suck much harder than the average noob.

I pwned your ass noob cake. You are the sux0r of all noobs!!!:p

by The Black Flag June 17, 2006

Noob Cannon

Weapon that is extremely easy to pwn with, or is ridiculously lame to use because it probably fires nuclear missiles at the opponent.

Counter Strike: "That fucking awp whore should put that noob cannon down and then try getting kills."

Call Of Duty: "Err lol how about you don't use a gun which has a million bullets with little to no recoil?!" - referring to the PPSH.

Etc etc.

by XtRaVa October 12, 2005

noob irl

Someone that has got low experience of the real life.

omg that guy is surely a noob irl, he has never kissed a girl in his entire life!

by Sodomisator June 1, 2006