Bob Neck

A sore neck from vigorously bobbing the knob aka sucking dick too much.

Rachel had the bob neck so bad from the weekend I had to pay for her to get a massage.

I don’t mind spending the weekend at my cousins house but when my uncle comes around I end up with bob neck.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

Llama necking

Just two good bros hanging out and slapping their dickheads together for a minute, only semis and no gay stuff

Yeah bro, im down for Hulu and llama necking

by Domochomo March 23, 2017

Grease Neck

Someone with no life. They prefer online interactions with females than talking in person. Can be found playing online multiplayer games, trying extremely hard to make up for the fact that the E Thot they sent $300 to won't date them.

Grease Neck: "Ok dude, so what if Alinity won't let me be her boyfriend and rub ber feet. At least I went 46 and 2 running the M4 and 725 shotgun on piccadilly"

Normal human: "Ok grease neck"

by SweggingBeats December 18, 2019

Fertile Neck

Noun: Hair that grows only on a fat male's chin roll. Similar to a turtle neck. Made famous by SNL Weekend Update City Correspondent Stefon.

That guy waiting in line needs to shave his fertile neck. It looks disgusting.

by ManDoorHandHookCarDoor September 10, 2012

Shut that neck

To shut someone up, to tell someone to shut up

YO! NIGGUH! SHUT THAT NECK

by A tiny penis is really sad November 6, 2016

slouch neck

Women who are overcome trying to swallow to much penis in a sex act.

I see that cucumber Hit your tonsils and now you have slouch neck.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

alpha neck

The alpha male in a group of rednecks.

Steve: How did you know which one is the alpha neck?
Randy: He's the one that is the loudest, pushiest and has his chest puffed out the farthest, it applies to the womenfolk as well.

by Jinde Kush October 20, 2014