Natural Nine

9 inches of 100% original manmeat. No pumps, no extensions, no customizations.

At the reunion yesterday i discovered Steve's a natural nine. Unlike Chris who's a minuscule two.

by Riggs McCock June 19, 2010

natural ninja

A black man wearing black! Or a naked black man

Nathaniel Webbe in a hucks shirt is a natural ninja

by horsey windpump June 8, 2010

nature lover

useless human being, who probably has made more friends with trees than humans.

hippie, environmentalist, woman

always being a woman about everything

This fool is a true nature lover. He would rather have sex with a tree than his wife.

by Michael Short May 27, 2008

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

nature lover

a fag, or someone with no testicles

you are a nature lover, therefore a fag

by john sonny May 27, 2008

back to nature run

When a woman runs outside topless through either a field or wooded area.

Alcohol may or may not be involved.

-It's a blue moon tonight! Time for a back to nature run.

by SJB88 October 1, 2015

natural born slut

a female who is a slut by nature, and has always been a slut; an inherent slut; a slut because they have nothing better to do

word is bond,she be skippin school, smoking cigarettes, she a natural born slut.

by fooroc March 11, 2010