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Nathaniel 

a tiny little boy with an even tinnier little vainy dih that lebron wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole
Nathaniel: hey lebron ur my fav player
lebron: fuck off Nathan, I heard ur gay
Nathaniel: I just want some of your vainy ahh dih
lebron: u are a dwarf with a tiny vainy dih that I in fact would not touch with a ten foot pole!

Nathanieling It 

Being the gay best friend.

Antonym: Doing an Evil Nathaniel - Pretending to be gay to get with girls.
Noun: Nathaniel - The gay best friends name.
"Do you see Ron over there? He's with like 7 girls, he must be Nathanieling It"

Nathaniel 

A Knockoff Karate Kid that is built like a 1x16 Lego piece, has a job but is broke. Fails to do education yet survives the soft creature Sophie without a holy hand grenade. He is abused by Holly (T) which is absurd as he can literally throw her across the fucking room.
Nathaniel: "Im tired miss"
Teacher: "Ooh no you gonna stay here in la break time you hear?"
Nathaniel by Softicretuired June 17, 2025

natanael 

oi you’ve got some natanaels on your ass crack!
A wild creature that is grass fed when in captivity but is a natural carnivore. They make an assortment of odd noises in order to appear threatening but in reality they are just strange. In order to tame a wild Nathaniel, you can do one of two things, either try to capture it in a pokeball or approach slowly with an outstretched arm, when close enough, place your arm on his forehead. If he leans into your arm (see toothless from how to train your dragon) then congratulations! You have tamed your wild Nathaniel! But be warned, if he appears agitated do not engage, as they are known to spit!
Dude 1: Whoa did you see that wild Nathaniel over there?
Dude 2: Yeah! He growled at me then made chicken noises as he ran off into the forest.
Dude 1: What a majestic creature!
Nathaniel by FaNtaSy<3Girl January 11, 2026

Brett Nathaniel 

Extroverted, creative, and talkative, a Brett Nathaniel is that little brother. You know, the one that gets sarcastic, but is simultaneously funny? He enjoys mac and cheese and has thick dark hair. They are often Gluten-free. Brett Nathaniels are great builders.
Boy one; Who's that Lego building genius in the corner?
Boy Two; Friend, I believe it's a rare Brett Nathaniel in his natural habitat, let's go play with him.
Boy one; Are you sure? I hear they're a little sarcastic.