mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

Muttonhipster

Someone dressing like a hipster but they’re really too old for that trend

Yikes those skinny jeans make you look like a muttonhipster!

by Ruth Heenan May 18, 2018

Metten

This is the past tense of the past tense of met

Jack have you metten any girls over the vacation

by ~0~ May 26, 2018

Mutton Chopping

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.

Hunter was Mutton Chopping Maddy last night because she needed help.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018

Mutton’

When someone is mutton’ they are wildin’ or going crazy.

This guy was mutton’ at the bar yesterday.
He was out there mutton’...

by Zeus_XR June 13, 2018

Mutterfucker

A mutterfucker describes a person who takes your words and rearranges them to his/her own liking.

We dont need any mutterfucker right now thanks.

by bushlight November 4, 2018

Mittentangler

When your fingernail gets caught in an unkept furry bush of pubic hair while trying to investigate your lady’s snapper.

Her mittentangler game was strong yo. Tryin’ to get my hands down them tight jeans and almost lost a finger.

by ^admiNiistrangeR May 6, 2020