Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

Buying the mustard by Kraner October 27, 2005

French mustard 

Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.

So French Mustard is a combination of the two.

Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.

French mustard by Calvin Riley July 23, 2007

slut mustard

A phrase used to describe anything used in procuring or during casual sex (i.e. alcoholic drinks, make-up, cum).

Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win. (from textsfromlsatnight.com)

She spilled slut mustard all over my nice shirt!

slut mustard by lubelubelube June 28, 2009

twat mustard 

Mustard Harvested from a womens twat.

Helmans Twat Mustard, Grey PooTwat, Heinz Twat Mustard

twat mustard by Doug Leiser April 24, 2007

nob mustard 

the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes

I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard

nob mustard by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

Colonel Mustard 

A dirty practical joke, where a squeeze mustard bottle is shoved into the victim's ass nozzle first and squeezed, ejecting the mustard into said victim's ass. Originated by the infamous John Gagain, coffee potter extraordinaire.

1. When Billy passed out naked after a night of drinking, his friends gave him a Colonel Mustard. Boy was he surprised!

Colonel Mustard by C-Side November 21, 2004

mean mr mustard 

fat mofo and the biggest shit-eater in the family with the exception of Big Fat Butch

shit lardass! You aint be nuttin but a fat fuck

mean mr mustard by Butch's Bitch July 19, 2004