English muffin

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

muffin top

The roll of fat that hangs over the top of too-tight, low rise jeans.

When looked at from behind, from the waist down she looked like a muffin top.

by Pork chop April 12, 2006

burnin the muffin

This happens when a man and woman have high velocity coital relations, thus causing severe friction burns on the woman's vaginal region.

"Why you walkin' like that?"
"Me and Joe was burnin the muffin last night."

by Han Fastolfe June 29, 2009

Frost the Muffin

When a male prematurely ejaculates on a females genitals before he can make it into her vagina.

She was so hot, and had me so horny, I went to put it in, and squirt, I didn't even make it in, all I could do was frost the muffin!

by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Skut Muffin

A cross between a skank and a slut.

Damn did you see that skut muffin? What a whore!

by pcmojo November 16, 2009

devil muffins

a term used to refer to the small, budding breasts on the chest of a wannabe vampire-goth-punk type.

Check out those devil muffins on Carrie!

by Michael? September 10, 2005

bum muffin

Another term for a bagle, used mostly by people with a dislike towards them.

Why are you eating that bum muffin?

by eZsteve February 4, 2007