The Montana Zombie Apocalypse is a risky yet rewarding sexual act involving an individual that’s infected with an STD and the other a person with autism. The person with autism eats the other persons ass until the STD is transmitted to the autistic person. Once diagnosed, both individuals must convince the doctor that diagnosed them for a threesome and therefore repeat the cycle.
“Jeff was autistic so I introduced him to a niche sex act and I gave him an STD via The Montana Zombie Apocalypse”
by Horrific Sex July 7, 2025
Get the The Montana Zombie Apocalypsemug. by Goonboy67 July 29, 2025
Get the Montana marinatormug. Opposite of the G.O.A.T, the KC quarterback tried to act cool, but the defensive team could spot the Montana Dingo on the back side of his pants. They knew at the 2 minute warning he’d need a wardrobe change.
I think he pooped his pants. I can see the Montana Dingo.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
The pressure is getting to him. That Montana Dingo is obvious.
by Dumpmonkey 10 January 30, 2022
Get the Montana Dingomug. montana is a lesbian she likes to have sexual intercourse with other monkeys. she likes to threaten people hat she will fart in their faces and give them pinkeye. Once i saw her licks the pavement and fuck a pole. She wants that pole ushy gushy fr.
by Kathy lover April 25, 2023
Get the montanamug. Gummy Sue was was going at it like a malfunctioning hoover when her fun furnace slipped and singed my down there hair. Worst Montana haircut I've ever gotten.
by Nosnah February 21, 2021
Get the Montana haircutmug. While fucking someone in the ass, right before you cum you pull out and put your dick on their face. As you cum, swirl your dick along their face in a circular motion. The resulting brown and glazed look should resemble a cinnamon roll.
by HeiferHunter November 6, 2021
Get the Montana Cinnamon Rollmug. (a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
by nff1987 July 24, 2016
Get the MONTANA WEDDINGmug.