MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

Montana sweet tea

A spitter bottle, full of that dark chew spit.

Don't drink that it's "Montana sweet tea".

by Montana gentleman's club October 7, 2018

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Montana crank starter

When you stick your penis in the asshole and turn so violently it snaps, and she now has a penis apart of her

Hey, did you hear Conner gave Sarah the Montana crank starter

by Papa Rylie kaldor March 2, 2022

Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

Tony montana

The tony montana aka the scar face is a highly recommended top class post coitus act into which the male ejects his penis from vagina and ejaculates on a glass table or mirror in which the female presumes to snort that shit up with a 100$ bill

After we get high you wanna tony montana?

The last time I had a tony montana my throat clogged up.

by Chyna whyte October 10, 2021

Hannah Montana

Someone who likes to/ live(s) a double life.

- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.

“I thought the dna test was negative?? You have a whole kid out there that you not taking care of?? You must be Hannah Montana.”

“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”

by Biggest Menace June 8, 2024