Goochie momma

A mother who is fat or over weight with stretch marks and salulite and dresses hoochie

that goochie momma lets it all hang out, no shame in her game

by ~.~whistle~.~ March 30, 2010

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book

Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence

Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears

by Aboychap August 14, 2018

sugar momma

The bitter and unhappy wife of the Sugar Daddy candy. Sits at home while Sugar Daddy parties it up with peeps such as Babe Ruth and M&M. Sugar Momma is usually only content when payday comes to visit with a 100 Grand.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

Bitch Momma

bitch of a momma

a person who is aggrevating and being a bitch

by Ryan A. February 11, 2003

nicco momma

ex marine, uptight prick bastard, mustache looks like dirty sanchez(look it up), lying, cheating, back stabbing, son of a bastard, splat splat man, jonny bravo lookin motherfucker, dirty douche bag, sucks his own cock... and then some!

I fuckin hate my boss he is a real nicco momma!

by duce March 11, 2004

jo momma

(jo mäma)n.

1.Who i took home last night; my bitch

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

On My Momma

A Term Used To Show One's Seriousness, By saying this and in doing so You put it on Your Mother which was popularized by the YouTuber YRNDJ.

"That's A Green Light, On My Momma"
"On My Momma, You Can't Beat Me"

by D3RP_Jay November 15, 2017