Doin' Your Mom!

A hilarious internet song made by Ray William Johnson and Fatty Spins.

Yeah I was doin' your mom! yes yours, first saw at the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80's prom queen, but her ass was lookin' all up in those mom jeans. So I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby! Wassup?" she had two gallons of milk and I was starin' at her jugs. 5 minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity-giggity-giggity!

by I'm doin' your mom! January 19, 2010

Your mom gay

An insult said to someone, that calls the other person's mom a homosexual. A comeback that can only be countered by. "No u"

Person: I need to go. I will see you later.
Person1: Your mom will see you later
Person: Your mom gay.
Person1: You got me there.

by Your mom gay 69 February 24, 2018

doin your mom

A slang term for fucking your mother. Often used as a comeback. Commonly used among sixth graders in school.

Lady Gaga was doin your mom last night.

by shizjizzmywizz March 13, 2010

Marshmallow your mom

When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows

Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"

by SquishKohai November 9, 2017

Your mom a virgin

Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed

Marin: ur mom gay

Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*

by Your_Mom_6969 March 14, 2018

your mom's pussy

The first thing you've seen in your life. And the last thing I've seen today

your mom's pussy is where I came in, and where you came out

by xXLorDXx October 8, 2010

Yeet your mom

Yeet your mom means that you yeet your mom out of the window if shes annoying.

Yeet your mom
Mom: Are you done with your homework?
me: No! I´m playing minecraft!
Mom: Make your homework now!
Me: You are annoying......
*me yeet my mom through the window

by Bwoib October 25, 2019