misarni

the most awesome sauce girl ever, she will play u sm cool music that u will never understand. she knows all your secrets and she can read ur mind like a witch. she knows where u lay ur eggs and where u make ur eggs. however she will not tell anyone where those eggs come from.

"omg thats misarni"

"whats a misarni?"
"she knows where ur eggs are at"
"thank god ive been looking for them!"
"well thats what a misarni does"

by missy bissy August 19, 2024

Mastress

1. Obsolete form of mistress.
2. A woman, specifically one with great control authority or ownership
3. Female companion to a master
4. A woman well skilled or expertise in something

Mastress Trish, is a master of the art of karate.
Loretta is the Mastress of ceremony tonight

by Jpaul2 December 12, 2023

Miserables

Uptight or miserable people (predominantly white girls) that make their perfect grades their whole personality. These people are usually on the borderline of being socially challenged either only really talking to people in their circle (wether that be people in their classes, school/college clubs, or in their sports groups) they're either incredibly nasty or aggressive towards anyone not in these groups due to their inflated ego. If they're not they're usually on the shy side. Most of these people tell you how to spend your life and grill you for not dedicating your life to the books. Whenever they do interact with normal people it's either to:
1- Give them answers for work in the class
2- Insult someone for their poor grade(s)
3- Grill someone who they find weird or abstract despite their own faults
These people usually think they're better than most people despite projecting their own misery onto others due to the stress they willing put themselves through with all these bullshit ass AP courses

"Yeah man you know that one girl in our class?" - Guy 1
"Yeah the one who was grilling you?" - Guy 2
"Yeah she's got some issues dude, I did nothing. She's miserable as hell for no reason." - Guy 1
"Word man, she's one of those Miserables. Those dumbasses love projecting their misery onto others. They're uptight as hell for no reason. Constantly stressing out over school LMAO" Guy - 2
"Word man." - Guy 1

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

misarni

misarni is the sexiest most deadliest beast to ever live. she is a cutie pie and and the alpha of every friendship. Little missy misarni does no wrong, got a piercing infected? misarnis got you! misarni is the feistest little diva to walk, shes a gorgeous little thing.

miles : hey i have a really bad infected piercing
josh : bro just get a misarni!
miles : that girl is so sexy
josh : you got it!

by missy bissy April 23, 2024

mcstreamy

When McDonald’s employees pee on the frozen egg Pattie’s to give it that extra yellow color.

Oh no, I ordered a bacon egg and cheese McMuffin, but I think I got a McStreamy instead!

by Goodygoober2004 June 15, 2024

Mastress

The female word for master.

She's my mastress, bossing me around all day.

by M-I-A June 27, 2024

Minstreling

You are minstreling when you find yourself in any "scene" in real life where you see something that looks offensive just by a frame of seeing it, and you know the, both, or one at least of the parties(y) involved know it seems wrong and either don't care due to oblivion or don't care just to good old entitlement.

"Did you see those two (white) couples watching that (black" guy change their tire while the stood up with their arms crossed? Neither of the guys were even kneeling down to at least be supportive and thankful rather than (to themselves) "I glad we found one (I know thats offensive but that's them; not the author), can you imagine laying down on a dirty 'gas station' parking lot to change a tire?' with a almost since of urgency and annoyance that the good samaritan is taking so long.

"Did you see those two couples watching that black guy change their tire without even pretending to help, like it was just fine they were minstreling in front of God and everyone.'

by Selectively Oblivious September 21, 2024