michigan

Canada, Canada Jr., state of losers, state of which fans tend to throw things at opposing athletes (who are better than them, of course)

I can go to Canada and still stay in the United States by going to Michigan... but I wouldn't 'cause that place sucks.

They should go ahead and officially change the name of Michigan to Canada Jr.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2005

Michigan Mop Job

Indeterminate thing that the character Chuck from "Rick and Steve" is willing to do only because he has AIDS. Most likely it has nothing to do with a mop but may involve a moustache.

"I can do a Michigan Mop Job, because I have nothing to lose."

by Doctor Suppan January 2, 2009

Michigan

What they call a chili dog in Quebec.

I'd like a Michigan. Merci.

by RyanK April 13, 2006

Michigan midget

A native of the state of Michigan who has reached adulthood without getting any taller than 4'9"

That girl from Detroit is barely taller than a Michigan midget! I wonder how she sees over the steering wheel to drive...

by desert rose 78 February 27, 2010

Sergeant Peppers Michigan U

right when your about to cum in a girls face and she has her mouth is wide open you turn around quickly and shit in her mouth

Guy 1" Dude my girl friend is such a bitch good thing i Michigan Ued her last night".
Guy 2 " pulled the old Sergeant peppers Michigan U on her duuuude nice ".

by Sgt.Peppers Bs December 7, 2009

michigan

A state over populated with wanna-be Canooks.

by Christopher LaRock July 27, 2003

Michigan Football Uniform

A reference to a woman with an attractive body but an ugly face.

Dude, that chick is a Michigan Football Uniform...great uniform, fucked up helmet!

by Grabke September 9, 2009