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Michael

dirty pervert hooker.<3
that you will always love bcuz he's super sweet.
and sexy..
and a skater (:
Ted "look, its Michael"
Ashlyn "OHHHHH, YAY."
by errybody_errywhere22 July 25, 2011
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Michael

Noun: An incredibly effeminate homosexual. Michaels can usually be found staring intently into a Calvin Klein underwear ad paying particular attention to the groin region...whilst touching themselves.

One can normally make friends with Michaels by offering gifts such as window treatment catalogues and rubber penises.
Hi, Michael? I hear you really like penises, let's be special friends!
by Captain McDouche February 4, 2010
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Michael

Would go gay for George Lucas and/or Jordan Bailey
"My boyfriend just pulled a total Michael! Who the fuck is Jordan Bailey?!?!"
by Bitcheetah August 26, 2010
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Michael

everything Michael does it legit hoodrat
by Jb733848494 June 18, 2018
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Michael

Known to be very driven and can always sustain conversation no matter how lame the conversation or person, he also commonly has one of the largest penises of all men.
Damn, I'm so sore today because I spent the night with Michael!
by Stepphers March 4, 2017
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Michael

Is a hot and sexy man who has brown hair and glasses usually, he is always acting bigger then he really is. And lastly he is exceptionally good at sports.
Michael is so hot
by Ytcusb June 12, 2018
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Michael

Every one loves michael
by Hdyd March 25, 2019
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