Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one

-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen

by Gratefullyendowed May 25, 2011

Mexicany

To have an extreme amount of Mexican.

This rice is to mexicany

by Rat115 July 14, 2011

Mexican Speedboat

A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.

"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."

by Paddy O'Toole October 10, 2011

Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.

"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M

by School St. Gang December 27, 2011

Mexican Wage

Substantially less than minimum wage, usually in jobs reserved for Mexicans

Nick: "How's the new job working out?"

Jose: "Horrible, they're only paying me 5 dollars an hour"

Nick: "Damn, straight up Mexican Wage!"

by Flaco5846 September 15, 2012

MEXICAN HIGHDIVE

The act of jumping face first from a dresser or platform of some sort, face first into your partners ass.

After the club, Bruce and I went home and I gave him the ol' Mexican Highdive.

by couchguy777 October 13, 2012

Mexican Straitjacket

When you wrap an animal (usually a cat) in a towel with just the head sticking out like a burrito

The cat doesn't like his Mexican straitjacket, but he can't claw me while I shove this pill down his throat.

by blacktie November 28, 2012