fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

Fan Merkin

The clumps of dust and dirt that build up and cling to ceiling fan blades that resemble the pubic hair replacement wig aka The Merkin

Turned the ceiling fan on while I was spring cleaning and it knocked all the fan merkins loose

by Callmemoriarty August 14, 2022

Galdrakarlinn Merlin

Merlin was a huge pedo that liked underaged kittens. He had a cumbeast pet named friðrik and rocked his world.

glonk Galdrakarlinn Merlin

by U know who joe is? JOE MAMA! November 1, 2022

miraculous merinera sauce

its a friend group that calls themselves the miraculous merineras it consists of us the miraculous merinera

these people are really really funny

person 1: hey, have u heard about the miraculous merinera sauce?
person 2: yes, there very hillarious
person 1: I heard there so funny even funnier than anyone monkey titties muffin t

by miraculous merinerer 3 November 11, 2022

Queefing Merkin

Queefing Merkin a way to define police officers especially up a local mountain in Brisbane where it has a sections of road known as the Glory Hole TT. The term is used to define primarily traffic cops and sometimes the location of them

There were some Queefing Merkins at the cafe or there is a Queefing Merkin hiding gap side of jolly’s

by Streetrossi January 17, 2023

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.

He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023

Battle Merlin

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuGh!!! Stop making Merlin a battlemage! He's the quintessential, archetypal Wizard! It's THE SAME EXACT THING as the Mary Sue trope from every woke movie! It's the exact same thing! Merlin is a strong, independent, self-actualized wahmen now. He's Rey from Star wars. I mean, shit, you might as well make him black. Or ACTUALLY A WOMEN. Which wouldn't even be original at this point because 7 Deadly Sins already had female Merlin. But THEY did it RIGHT. The entire show revolved around people having some type on magic but Chick Merlin was STILL the MOST WIZARD-LIKE CHARACTER IN THE SHOW. So, it doesn't matter that she's a gender swap because at least she still embodies the high INT wizard/scholar archetype. She's impossibly old. She isn't out there swordfighting people. She's a wizard. Be a wizard!

Hym "Jesus-fucking-Christ another Goddamn battle Merlin... He isn't a battle mage! Changing gender on a character is bad to you... Changing the RACE of a character is bad to you... But changing THE CHARACTER ARCHETYPE of the QUINTESSENTIAL WIZARD OF ALL MEDIEVAL LORE and it's just 'fine' to you? Yeah, sure, whatever. Why don't you just make a movie about Bill Maher and have him be a devout Catholic? Cultureless swine. So what do all of the other guys do in the show? Swordfight except WITHOUT THE MAGIC? What's the point of them?"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023